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How I Accidentally Pissed off a Gorilla and Lived

I had never seen ants this size. They were almost 2 inches long and looked like the ones in the old cartoons as they marched through the jungle in an infinite formation carrying leaves three times their size. The vegetation was so thick it was impossible to walk through it without the machete guy hacking plants in front of me. Suddenly he stopped, bent down and...